So I've managed to invoke the unwavering attention of one particular Jesus Freak.
Among other things, he's already wished me a brutal death multiple times and, since replying to my comments obsessively wasn't enough, he's taken to sending me Spiritual Warfare rhetoric via notes.
I just found this in my inbox "Heavenly Father, thank You for the authority to battle against the controlling powers of witchcraft
that attack me. In Jesus Name, I bind every negative, unscriptural word spoken against my life. I
break the power of confusion, torment, fear, control, and manipulation. I take captive every
vain imagination and high thought that is contrary to the word of GOD in my life.
I submit my will, thoughts, and life to the lordship of Christ and plead the blood of Jesus over my
mind, commanding stability, and order to prevail in my soul.
I break the power of witchcraft’s deception, seduction, sorcery, and intimidation, knowing that at
the name of Jesus every knee must bow.
I decree freedom from dark powers, Jezebel, false prophetic words, controllers, manipulators,
sorcerers, witches, counterfeits, soul ties, spiritual folly, soothsayers, lying spirits, lying dreams, and lying visions.
I repent of sin, both known and unknown and submit myself thoroughly to the lordship of Jesus
Christ and His word.
I clothe myself with God's armor and take up the weapons of my warfare that are not carnal but
mighty in the pulling down of strongholds.
I dedicate myself to the will of Jesus Christ alone for my life.
I repent of rebellion, pride, arrogance, spiritualism, control, manipulation, vain desires, not being
in church, and disrespecting the five-fold ascension gifts, and my leaders.
I renounce wrong associations, carrying witchcraft’s message, false motives, and hidden agendas.
Lord, your word says, “If I confess my sins YOU are faithful and just to forgive me of my sins and
cleanse me of all unrighteousness” Thank you, Jesus, that you will never leave me nor forsake me
even to the end of the age.
In Jesus Name, I seal this prayer by the blood of Jesus Christ. Amen."
This has been going on for over a week.
tl;dr Still waiting on those Super Special Jesus Powers to come smite me.
Your move, jerk.